Jack and I had only been in our temporary rental for one night when Lindsey showed up. Dressed in pastel pink, cookies in hand, she introduced herself as our across-the-street neighbor. Her smile was polite, but her eyes were sharp and nosy, scanning our home from the doorway. She quickly shifted from pleasantries to rules, warning us that the HOA allowed only one car per driveway. Despite explaining we were temporary tenants with both cars fitting just fine, she insisted: “Rules apply to everyone.”

Three days later, we were jolted awake before sunrise by the sound of tow trucks. Our cars were being hauled off without warning. Outside, Lindsey stood smugly watching in her robe, sipping coffee like she’d just won a battle. But her victory was short-lived. I pointed to a discreet sticker on the rear windshield of my car—one she hadn’t noticed.

She stared, confused, as we walked back inside without explanation. That night, I made a call reporting her interference. The person on the other end responded calmly: “Understood.”

The next morning, a black SUV pulled up. A suited agent stepped out, crossed the street, and rang Lindsey’s doorbell with us at his side. She opened the door, clearly unprepared. The agent showed his badge and calmly informed her she was under investigation for disrupting an undercover federal operation by towing government vehicles.

Lindsey was speechless. The agent stated her actions had caused $25,000 in damages. As he left, Jack offered one final jab: “Maybe don’t play sheriff next time.”

That day, her door stayed shut—and so did her blinds.